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From: maris nekeson [mailto:maris_son]
Sent: Wednesday, June 26, 2002 6:59 AM
To: ...
Subject: URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL


3/5 RIDER HAGGARD
CLOSE, JO, BORG
SOUTH AFRICA.

Email:maris_son   


             {URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL)
       
   (RE:  TRANSFER OF ($ 152, USD 
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO MILLION DOLLARS ) 

Dear sir,

We want to transfer to overseas ($ 152, USD)
One hundred and Fifty two million United States
Dollars) from a Bank in Africa, I want to ask you to
quietly  look for a reliable and honest person who
will be capable  and fit to provide either an existing
bank account  or  to set up a new  Bank a/c
immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c
can serve to receive this money, as long as you will
remain honest to me till the end for this important
business trusting in  you and believing  in God that
you  will never let me down either now or in future.

I am Dr Maris Nekeson, the Auditor General of a bank
in
Africa, during the course of our auditing  I 
discovered a floating fund  in an accountd in
the bank in 1990 and since 1993 nobody has operated on
this account again, after going through some old files
in the records I discovered that the owner of the
account  died without a [heir]  hence  the money is
floating and  if I do not remit this money out
urgently it will be forfeited for nothing. the owner
of this account is  Mr.  Magnus leon, a foreigner, and
a sailor, and  he died,  since 1993. and  no other
person knows about this account or any thing
concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary
and my investigation proved to me as well that Magnus
Leon until his death was the manager  Magnus
Coy.(pty). SA. 

We will start the  first transfer with fifty two
million [$52,000.000] upon successful transaction
without any disappoint from your side, we shall
re-apply for the payment of the remaining  rest amount
to your account.

The amount involved is (USD 152M) One hundred and
Fifty two million United States Dollars, only I want
to first transfer $52,000.000 [fifty two million
United States Dollar from this money into a safe
foreigners account abroad before the rest, but I don't
know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as
a foreigner because this money can not be approved to
a local person here, without valid international
foreign passport, but can only be approved to any
foreigner with valid international passport or drivers
license and foreign a/c  because the money is in us
.0ollars and the former owner of the  a/c  Mr.
Magnus Leon is a foreigner too, [and the money can
only be approved into a foreign a/c.

However, we will sign a binding agreement,  to bind us
together   I got your contact address  from the Girl
who operates computer,  I am revealing this to you
with believe in God that you will never let me down in
this business,  you are the first and the only person
that I am contacting for this business, so please
reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step
to take urgently. Send also your private telephone and
fax number including the full details of the account
to be used for the deposit.

I want us to meet face to face to build confidence and
to sign a binding agreement that will  bind us
together  before transferring the money to any account
of  your choice  where the fund will be safe. Before
we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing and
investments.

I need your full co-operation to make this work fine.
because the management is ready to approve this
payment to any foreigner who has correct information
of this account, which I will give to you, upon your
positive response and once I am convinced that you
are  capable  and will meet up with instruction of  a
key bank official who is deeply involved with me in
this business.
I need your strong assurance that you will never,
never let me down.

With my influence and the position of the bank
official we can transfer this money to any foreigner's
reliable account which you can provide with assurance
that this money will be intact pending our physical
arrival in your country for sharing. The bank official
will destroy all documents of transaction immediately
we receive this money leaving no trace to any place
and to build confidence  you can  come immediately  to
discuss with me face to face after which I will make
this remittance in your presence and three of us will
fly to your country at least two days ahead of the
money going into the account.

I will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately
I hear from you that you are ready to act and receive
this fund in your account. I will use my position and
influence to obtain all legal approvals for  onward
transfer of this money to your account with
appropriate clearance from  the relevant  ministries
and foreign exchange departments.

At the conclusion of this business, you will be given
35% of the total amount, 60% will be for me, while 5%
will be for expenses both parties might have incurred
during the process of transferring.

I look forward to your earliest reply through my email
address: maris_son   

Yours,
Maris.

From the desk of: Dr. Nuutz Onurchin
President and Grant recipient
Center for the Society of Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLC
Sarasota Florida


June 28th 2002


Dear Mr. Nekeson:

I hope you do not think I am being presumptuous. A friend of mine had forwarded this email to me, knowing my ability and experience in overseas transactions and finance. I have funded various excursions and operations, globally, regarding my studies in the Simian/Sapien research, and have personal interests in some casino related operations in St Croix and North Cyprus.

My wife and I have turned towards philanthropic endeavors towards the propagation of Simian society through human hosting and are making major breakthroughs at our New Haven facility, however funding is never enough. When we saw your offer to my friend, we became very excited. 30% could feed a lot of pregnant mothers!!!!!

Is this offer still available??? I have lost touch with my friend. I believe he was molested by some chupacabras on an excursion to Peru, as we have not been able to reach him on his satellite phone. I hope all is well for him! We were helping him set up the necessary legal documents and accounts for your transaction before his trip to Peru and he is long overdue. His last email told me to correspond with you and not let this fantastic opportunity slip away.  Once again, I hope I have not offended you by breaching the confidentiality of your communications. I would like to help you, my friend, and myself and would not offend you by asking for more than your already generous offer.                                                                               

Please give me all the details and information as we are anxious to help in making us all rich, if the offer is still available. If not we will have to look at more conventional investments for our fundraising.

Sincerely,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
Dr. Nuutz Onurchin F.U.                                                         
President and C.F.O.                                                               
Center for Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLC                                         
dronurchin

Dear Nutz Onurchin,

  Considering your positive responses and in my
anticipation of a strong and solid cooperation from
your side  in this business, infact I am very much
interested to know whether you will be capable to do
this business with me in full confidence trusting that
you will never let me down in future,ok (1) if you are
really serious and have the facilities for effective
communications,ability to set up a new A/C under short
notice ,even an empty A/C without any money in it
provided that the A/C can receive money is still ok.
(2) you must have a valid international passport or
traveling documents then, contact me with the
following
Nos.,,fax
No. if you want to call my No. dial the
way you use to call other countries, do not put South
African area code, because it is a satellite phone,
this business will be completed within Seven days from
the date of the receipt of your A/C details and
subsequent approvals from the Foreign Exchange control
division.
Be rest assured that this business is risk and trouble
 free,and i assure you 100% success in this
transaction.

You should not tell your bank that money is coming
until I finish processing of all documents to show
your bank that this money is clean money from genuine
source. To avoid your bank asking you early questions
that you may not be able to answer so you should not
alert.

After the processing of all Foreign Payment documents,
and when the money is ready to be paid into your A/C,
after the final Approval in your favour by the bank
you be required to come in person or go to Foreign
Payment Office to sign the Foreign Payment vouchers
preceding telegraphic TT to you're A/C or you can
appoint a Lawyer here to represent and sign on your
behalf under special arrangement. At the Foreign
Payment Office you be required to fill the payment
Order chart specifying schedule of payments to
beneficiaries A/C.

However it is my intention to be with  you at least
2-3days ahead of the money going into your A/C then we
will sign the binding agreement, after your bank must
have been satisfied with the original documents which
I will bring along with me to your country to show
your bank or it's correspondence bank that the money
is legal.

You should know that this opportunity can hardly come
my way again in life so I have planned everything very
well with an insider in the bank so be rest assured
that everything will work out fine fine. My secretary
only got your contact from the internet and I am sure
she doesn't know you before being that I told her to
get me a foreigners contact address because the
original operator of the A/C is a foreigner and this
money can only be approved into a foreign
beneficiaries A/C only, frankly speaking from the
bottom of my heart my fear now is the security of this
money in your custody once transferred into your A/C
because I don't know you before nor your capability
and facilities to handle this large amount, what is
your age and profession? I really want to know more of
you and I will want you to keep it very confidential
at all times and also to be maintaining constant
communications with me knowing that this business
should take precedence over any other business for the
mean time. Now I need the A/C information and your
private tele nos as a need may arise either to call
you in the day or night as occasion warrants.

Finally you have to be following instructions which I
will be getting from the "OUR' insider' in the bank
who is the main Key to the success of this
business.Pls respond without much questions until we
see face to face because 'too many questions can sink
a ship'
It's urgent you call so that I can brief you regarding
the foreign payment procedures, because you will be
required to come and sign the final fund release order
either here in South Africa, or at the Foreign Payment
Office attached to the Embassy in Holland.
Yours,
Maris.



Dear Maris,

Good Day sir!!!!

Thank you for your timely response!! I feel so fortunate to partner with a professional as yourself.

I agree that this opportunity should be kept in the highest confidentiality and will adhere to your wishes that no other party will know the nature of our business together. I am fully capable of handling this transaction as I have 25 years in business, in overseas transactions and finance. I am 62 years old and have a very impressive portfolio. Perhaps you've heard of the Center for Simian/Sapien research? We have made many excursions to the Congo in our research to find the most virile males to work with our host mothers. We have had dealings in Kenya, Ghana and the Congo. And our Casino holdings in St Croix and North Cyprus have yielded results in the high seven figures.

You can be rest assured your transaction will be safe. I am sending a picture of myself so you can acquaint yourself with your new partner. I would very much like for you to send me a picture, as I like to know with whom I am dealing. Please write Nuutz on a piece of cardboard and hold it close to you chin.  I am also sending a picture of my wife. Are you married? Do you have children? Family is very important to me and I believe Family measures the man. I have some questions:

1.      Is the money going to be routed to the States? And if so, have you considered taxes here? I would hate to give our government half of the money.and also have that tax burden.

2.      I have offshore accounts that are safer for a transaction like this.would that be safer?

3.      Would it be better for me to travel abroad and meet you personally? I would feel
Much better if we conducted our business face to face, considering the amount of money involved. My wife is due to visit Cameroon soon and our meeting could coincide.

I will need whatever legal documents; you have, pertaining to our partnership, before we go any further. My fax number is .  Also, is there a gift I could send you for your generosity? Should I send gifts to the bank officials? I will send these to you as a gesture of respect and commitment to this once in a lifetime opportunity.

I am traveling a lot lately, so email will be the best way to get a hold of me. I am currently searching for more host mothers in Kentucky and West Virginia for our research and cannot get a cell signal in the hills. It's amazing; these women will copulate with anything for 20 dollars.


May God bless you and soul,

Dr. Nuutz Onurchin F.U.
President
Center for Simian/Sapien Propagation, LLC



Dear D. Nutz Onurchin,

I got your mail and the contents is well noted, so be
rest asured that we will comply accordinly.On the
other hand you have to send your a/c information so
that i will submit it to the bank on your behalf for
immedaite transfer.

Thanks,

Maris.


Dear D. Nutz Onurchin,

 I am a proffesional Accountant and my possition is
The Chief Auditor American {equivalent} of { C.P.A}
certified public Accountant. I have been in the field
for over 18years and I am 54years old married with 5
children 2 girls and 3 boys I am also from a christain
home and by the Nature of our tradition and being the
first born of my Father, I will occupy my Father's
traditional Throne chair after he passes on, and being
the traditional Chief of our community and as the heir
apparent to the Royal Throne chair I can never, never
do anything, that will tarnish your image or the image
of the Great Cesthwayo family, the birth place and
traditional home of Chaka the Zulu the legend, well
you can undertstand more about our family in a book
called Africa who is who or from the book called the
makers  of moderm Africa, However I am not doing this
business because of the large amount that is involved
but rather because it's safe and very safe for both of
us, I will be very happy to welcome you in my Father's
Royal palace when once you touch your feet in the soil
of South Africa and after the transfer from here, we
will go together to your country , me and you  and the
Bank man our insider in the Bank Dr. David Kali who
is ready now to make everything possible in the Bank.

You should not entertain any fear for any reason
because I will not do anything that will hurt your
feelings and I wouldn't like you to do anything that
will hurt my feelings, rather the success of this
business will benefit both familys from generation to
generation as long as you follow my instructions, send
the a/c informations together with your telephone nos.
both office and home for easy communications.

My secretary only got your contact from the internet
and I am sure she doesn't know you before being that I
told her to get me a foreigners contact address
because the original operator of the A/C is a
foreigner and this money can only be approved into a
foreign beneficiaries A/C only,

Yours,

Maris.



What is happening?

Are you no more interested?If you are no more
interested in this business you let me know so that i
will look for another relaible person.

If you are still interested you indicate your
seriousness into this business by calling me on this
my private telephone number:.

Yours,
Maris.


My Dearest Maris,

My apologies as the weather had knocked out our communications. Our telephones are gone, our satellite uplink has been damaged. My wife sent me my laptop computer and I am emailing you from a motel room. I am sending you a picture of the damage we received to our facility. So this deal has become the forefront of my attention. Of course after the initial cleanup has been done(which will take me a few more days)That money will help us rebuild the damage from the storm.

It saddens my heart that we lost so many samples during the storms and contaminated so many of the embryos----and some of the mothers were exposed to radium after a tank ruptured. The mothers appear to be alright except for the occasional vomitting and ocular bleeding. But like I said before---at 20 dollars a head we can concentrate on quantity not quality.

I am firmly committed to this transaction and would like to provide us with some gifts for the many officials we might have to deal with --and for your colleagues. Do you have any suggestions? I have some ideas but I'd like to hear your input. Now that I have my laptop....I have downloaded all materials and am reviewing them now. I will be in touch tomorrow. Please send me your picture with my name on a piece of cardboard 'Nuutz' will do --- and hold it close to your face so that I may know you better.

May God Bless You and your soul,

Dr Nuutz Onurchin





Dear Nutz Onurchin,

 I am very sorry about the incedent,i hope no life was
lost?
 Nutz, i want to tell you that there is no way you can
get this money without sending your a/c
information.Therefore i want you to send it immedaitly
so that they will start processing approval documents
on your behalf.
 secondly i don't want to waste any time in this
business and you should send it now. Don't e-mail me
untill you send the a/c becouse i have wasted enough
time.
 therefore i am looking forword to seen your cordail
response.
Maris.



Dear Nutz,

I got your mail and am very happy that you will send
the a/c information when you go back to florida.Infact
that our man in the bank is also worried too.
I hope to read your mail tomorrow.
Thanks,
Maris.


Maris,
Will send acct information on my trip back to Florida tomorrow. And yes, four lives were lost due to infection. Thank you for asking. I'm sorry you think I am wasting you time, In fact I'm kind of hurt. My priority has been the families of the two subjects of my research. And the two silverbacks lost also. I don't know how I will explain this to the Zoo.

I can tell you it is the Altajir Bank in Georgetown, Grand Cayman Island. I will need to call my wife on my way back to Florida and get the rest of the information for you. We will be stopping at some point in the trip at a motel towards evening and send the rest accordingly.

My Best

Nuutz


Hello D. Nutz,

Thank you for everything,that happiened between me and
you,commenting forder in this business i have seen
that you wasted my time,my trust and hope. I don;t
know how I will explain this to you,are a christian?
or do you want test me.
Bye,
Maris.


Maris,

Yes you have failed the test. If you think American businessmen are stupid enough to jump into business as quickly as you deem, you sir, do not have the mental capacity nor drive to deal with us. You send me a couple of emails and expect me to supply my account information right away? You think that the American public is stupid enough to relinquish such information to you as we see this shit on the news everyday?

We are wise to your ways and the pitiful displays of trust. We know how you manipulate unsuspecting people through religion and greed. And you have the nerve to ask me if I am Christian? The question is.......do you have a soul and how do you sleep at night you fuckin moulie. You are a piece of shit and I hope you rot when met by the judger of all. I hope God has mercy on you because I have non whatsoever.

Have a shitty fuckin day,

Dr nuts on your chin

ps.  figure it out you fuck